Tag: Danny McBride

MOVIE REVIEW: ‘Alien: Covenant’ is an exceedingly comfortable, if polarizing middle ground franchise binder

| May 11, 2017 | 0 Comments
MOVIE REVIEW: ‘Alien: Covenant’ is an exceedingly comfortable, if polarizing middle ground franchise binder

“Alien: Covenant” has been getting me through my life as of late. Recently, with the unexpected passing of my grandfather, who acted as a father-figure in my life, I’ve been working toward the payoff of seeing “Alien: Covenant” following my exams. I didn’t care whether it was good or bad, I just needed the release […]

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MOVIE REVIEW: ‘Sausage Party’ is the funniest, most surreal movie of the year

| August 9, 2016 | 0 Comments
MOVIE REVIEW: ‘Sausage Party’ is the funniest, most surreal movie of the year

NOTICE: If you are not already aware, “Sausage Party” is a very profane, very dirty, very violent animated film. Seeing as I believe the NSFW, red-band trailer portrays the film in a much more accurate light, I have attached it here. Watchers beware. There is nothing I love more than an honest mistake. In 2010, […]

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MOVIE REVIEW: I don’t know what went wrong with ‘Aloha,’ but it gave me heartburn

| June 2, 2015 | 2 Comments
MOVIE REVIEW: I don’t know what went wrong with ‘Aloha,’ but it gave me heartburn

WARNING: I’m including my live tweets of this film (the film was empty, so I could), which includes moderate, albeit edited out PG-13 level language. I didn’t there was going to be another film worse than “Hot Pursuit” this year, but here we are… Cameron Crowe isn’t a hack director like Michael Bay, Uwe Boll […]

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